What WOULD Joni Do?

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Saturday, January 28, 2006

I Did Not Know That

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joni!

  1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Joni!
  2. Ideally, Joni should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Joni!
  4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Joni.
  5. A Joniometer is used to measure Joni!
  6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Joni', hated Joni and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  7. Olive oil was used for washing Joni in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  8. There are six towns named Joni in the United States!
  9. During World War II, Americans tried to train Joni to drop bombs.
  10. There are 336 dimples on Joni!
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3 Comments:

  • At 1:59 PM, January 29, 2006, Blogger Leemer said…

    Fuck Louisa May Alcott... the bitch.

     
  • At 3:17 PM, January 30, 2006, Blogger Tony Mc said…

    1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Joni!
    That's why they give her allergies and could kill her.
    2. Ideally, Joni should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
    I think that 70+ degrees is better. Keep her warm.
    3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Joni!
    See evolution is a FACT.
    4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Joni.
    So do some of Joni's neighbors after they've been drinking.
    5. A Joniometer is used to measure Joni!
    A Joni is a pound the world around.
    6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Joni', hated Joni and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
    Same thing happened with Brett Easton Ellis. "American Psycho"
    7. Olive oil was used for washing Joni in the ancient Mediterranean world.
    Hense, Oil of Olay was brought unto this world.
    8. There are six towns named Joni in the United States!
    All in Georgia. All serve Bar-B-Que!!
    9. During World War II, Americans tried to train Joni to drop bombs.
    Damn, that girl's a WMD!!
    10. There are 336 dimples on Joni!
    Name something you don't want to see. :) Love ya!

     
  • At 7:30 PM, January 31, 2006, Blogger Joni said…

    Only you could get away with that last one, Tony.

     

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